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[sageandsea]

Stolen outright from opakele, cause it made me laugh:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks..........







"How many is a Brazillion?"

Comments

[detailguy.livejournal.com]

Ha Ha! That's my joke of the day. I'm going now to tell it to my co-workers. Thanks

[d2leddy.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[trouvera.livejournal.com]

Heee. I just ran down the hall to the main office to share. : ) Thanks!!

[rowancat.livejournal.com]

I sometimes wonder if bush thinks he's starring in some half assed "reality show"?
He often acts like it.

[pygmymetal.livejournal.com]

OMG pirate Penguins!!!

They better stay away from my Vampire Ninja Zombie Penguins!!!:p

[rowancat.livejournal.com]

Hee, i could swear there used to be a video game called Penguin Wars? ;)

Hey, throw in some Rockhopper Penguins
and we could have Goth/Punk Penguins :)

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

BWAhahahaha

[dandelion-diva.livejournal.com]

*snort* I think this is my new veryfavorite joke. :)

Gessi