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[sageandsea]

I got this spam this morning: THIS LETTER IS MEANT TO CONTACT YOU FOLLOWING KNOWLEDGE OF YOUR ESTEEMED SELF TO HELP US OUT OF THIS DIFFICULT SITUATION THAT MY FAMILY HAS BEEN ENGULFED IN SINCE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER AND THE BREADWINNER OF OUR FAMILY WHO WAS RECENTLY MURDERED IN THE LAND DISPUTE IN ZIMBABWE.

I couldn't read any more...all I could hear was "Never get involved in a land war in Zimbabwe."

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[malinaldarose.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[phantom_wolfboy]

Due to the lack of punctuation and the ALL CAPS format, I just scanned it over on first glance. So I read the last word as "Zombie".

Which of course required me to reread it more closely. :)

[yourscaryfriend.livejournal.com]

"and only slightly less well known is 'never tangle with a Sicilian when death is on the line'"