I'm so Goth, I eat chocolate cereal
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fantomsfire, but I know y'all will appreciate it too...
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
So what the hell else, other than Count Chocula, is goth food???
Apparently CJ broke a toe today and just now noticed it.
fantomsfire, but I know y'all will appreciate it too...The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick, or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
So what the hell else, other than Count Chocula, is goth food???
Apparently CJ broke a toe today and just now noticed it.
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Date: 2004-03-21 11:26 pm (UTC)Blood sausage? Blood pudding? Pork blood congee?
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Date: 2004-03-22 12:18 am (UTC)Our local cable has at least two Christian channels.
And what exactly happens once you've attained Satan? I thought it was supposed to be a being, not a status.
Where on earth did you get this from?
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Date: 2004-03-22 05:05 am (UTC)I'm apparently goth, and I don't often wear either black or eyeliner! Who knew?
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Date: 2004-03-22 12:45 am (UTC)Holy cow! Count Chocula? Goth?
Okay, if that is the case..
Devil's food cake
Bloody Mary
Virgin Marys
V-8
red velvet cake
truffles (or any other edible mushroom)
brown gravy
black rice
wild rice
dirty rice and beans
Black beans
Braunshweiger(sp?) liver sausage
blackberries, black raspberries
mole sauce and meat (dark brown mexican sauce made with chooclate)
beets, beet juice
wine
coffee
brown sugar
Very goth foods.
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Date: 2004-03-22 01:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-22 04:17 am (UTC)Would that be Visigoth, Ostrogoth or just your garden variety goth goth?
Deadhead Buddhist wins Goth Bingo
Date: 2004-03-22 05:29 am (UTC)So I guess I'm a Goth, even though my Walkman is always full of the Grateful Dead. o.O
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Date: 2004-03-22 06:48 am (UTC)Thank you for showing me the light. I shall now pray for my immortal soul. Who knew it was so easy to be sucked into the world of darkness? ;)
no subject
Date: 2004-03-22 08:13 am (UTC)WHAT THE...?
In other words - if your child acts like a teenager in any way (since the warning is posted as 5 or more symptoms and most of them are symptomatic of TEENAGERhood), he/she might be a goth. It's probably Satan. You have to take them to a mental health center, preferably one we recommend, so that we can take all your insurance coverage and make the little freak basta..er....lambs of Christ behave.
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Date: 2004-03-22 10:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-22 10:31 am (UTC)Deviled eggs.
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Date: 2004-03-22 01:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-03-22 06:16 pm (UTC)I thought goth food consisted solely of cigarettes and angst. *ducks*
Goth Food
Date: 2004-03-22 06:54 pm (UTC)Clove cigarettes
Denny's or any other 24 hour restaraunt with a cheap and varied menu.
Count Dracula cereal? Bwaaahaha
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Date: 2004-03-22 07:06 pm (UTC)Now where did I put those black ripped up fishnets? I have them around here somewhere.
And uh.. CJ... doh!